He ridiculed the thought of a compulsory surviving wage of ₦300,000, calling it “fantasy economics astatine its best.”.....See Full Story>>.....See Full Story>>
In a caller speech, Balablu, the satirical persona of erstwhile Vice President Atiku Abubakar’s Special Assistant connected Public Communication, Phrank Shaibu, addressed the Nigerian nationalist mockingly and sardonic.
His code came aft persistent urging from governmental figures Atiku Abubakar and Peter Obi.
Shaibu opened his code by questioning Abubakar and Obi’s motives, suggesting they were impatient for their turn.
“Why can’t they conscionable hold their turn? They’ve been bothering maine arsenic if I personally organised this protest,” he remarked.
Referencing Senate President Godswill Akpabio, Shaibu claimed he had antecedently communicated with Nigerians done Akpabio.
He quipped, “Didn’t you get my connection from Senate President Akpabio? If you privation to protest, spell ahead—but remember, we’ll beryllium here, enjoying a good enactment of wines.”
Shaibu went connected to mock erstwhile Governor Ayo Fayose’s mentation of Nigeria’s hunger problems, attributing it to overpopulation.
He sarcastically summarised the protest’s origins, alleging a conspiracy by Atiku and Obi.
“The protestation was organised by Atiku and his buddy Peter Obi. They cleverly utilized the Igbos to commencement the protest, portion sending the northerners to the streets and advising the Igbos to enactment out, each to support maine guessing,” helium stated
Addressing the tragic deaths during the protests, Shaibu deflected responsibility, saying, “Didn’t I nonstop Wike to pass you? How is that my occupation now?”
Shaibu past sarcastically reviewed the protesters’ demands, ranging from lowering petrol prices to ₦100 per litre to broad electoral reforms. He dismissed each request with biting humour.
On the request for combating insecurity and hunger, helium retorted, “Isn’t that what prayers are meant for?”
He ridiculed the thought of a compulsory surviving wage of ₦300,000, calling it “fantasy economics astatine its best.”
On the telephone for nationalist officials’ children to be nationalist schools, helium joked, “I conjecture we’ll each deterioration matching uniforms then?”
Shaibu concluded his code by deeming the protesters’ demands impractical and declaring helium had much pressing matters to be to, specified arsenic sampling a 60-year-old whiskey.
“Having thoroughly reviewed your list, I spot you present spot the impracticality of these demands,” helium said earlier signing off.